The Republic of Army of qa is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 656 million Army of qans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 27.0%.

The Army of qan economy, worth 29.5 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,924 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, and Army of qa has designated Army of qa City as its capital city. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Army of qa's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Army of qa is ranked 117,457^th in the world and 2,254^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,014.15 on the Gilded Widget Scale.